Nice to p*ss recruitment agencies off by purposely addressing them with various names through the call. Makes Harry/Brian/Dave feel special - 10 days ago

  @DirtyMouseUK Easy to understand, difficult to implement properly. Will make sense at the bottom of that glasd - 10 days ago

  @DirtyMouseUK We take a different approach, incorporating design into dev sprints or running separate design sprints concurrently - 10 days ago

  @DirtyMouseUK Agile, that's the future. No more mahoosive proposals, more time in the boozer:) - 11 days ago

  @DirtyMouseUK There'll be another job on offer in Newcastle after the next couple of games #relegation - 17 days ago