Hawkins and Walden are great player's but they are not playing to potential at the moment. #worldchampionshipsnooker - 19 days ago

  I see that batman is playing up front for Chelsea tonight. Let's hope that the ball sticks to him like glue gluten from the glue factory lol - 26 days ago

  "@KaiWayne: Brendan Rodgers is currently flossing Suarez's teeth to get Ivanovic's armpit hair out before he does his Sky interview." - about 1 month ago

  "@KaiWayne: No doubt the Uruguayan Cannibal will claim he just fancied some "All Bran". #branislavivanovic" - about 1 month ago